My funny husband
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When he viewed the new blog layout:
Lee: So what's the ribbon on the side for?
Me: Just pretty embellishment.
Lee: It doesn't do anything?
Me: It looks pretty!
Lee: Oh. [Looks confused.]
As we were getting out of the car at a store today:
Lee: [turns off car, unlocks car doors using the remote on the keys]
Me: Did you just unlock the doors with the remote instead of reaching over to press the button on the door?
Lee: [pauses, looks at the keys, begins laughing] Um, yeah, I just did. Wow, I'm lazy!
He's not really lazy, but he is funny. Not funny like Horner, though. ("Funny like Horner" is a standard for humor in our house that came about one Sunday morning when Pastor Horner said something funny. I laughed pretty hard, and Lee teased me that I never laugh that hard at his jokes. I immediately responded that he just isn't funny like Horner. So now we rate humor as "funny like Horner" or not. But, going back to the first use of the comment, no matter how funny Lee is, he never gets to be "funny like Horner." Don't ask why; that's just how it is. And now that I've explained the saying, it probably makes no more sense than it did before my explanation. I'm okay with that, though!)
Lee: So what's the ribbon on the side for?
Me: Just pretty embellishment.
Lee: It doesn't do anything?
Me: It looks pretty!
Lee: Oh. [Looks confused.]
As we were getting out of the car at a store today:
Lee: [turns off car, unlocks car doors using the remote on the keys]
Me: Did you just unlock the doors with the remote instead of reaching over to press the button on the door?
Lee: [pauses, looks at the keys, begins laughing] Um, yeah, I just did. Wow, I'm lazy!
He's not really lazy, but he is funny. Not funny like Horner, though. ("Funny like Horner" is a standard for humor in our house that came about one Sunday morning when Pastor Horner said something funny. I laughed pretty hard, and Lee teased me that I never laugh that hard at his jokes. I immediately responded that he just isn't funny like Horner. So now we rate humor as "funny like Horner" or not. But, going back to the first use of the comment, no matter how funny Lee is, he never gets to be "funny like Horner." Don't ask why; that's just how it is. And now that I've explained the saying, it probably makes no more sense than it did before my explanation. I'm okay with that, though!)